The Mary Poppins Executive Package- Quiz Night Babysitting by Suzanne!!

AUCKLAND WEST COAST AREA, AUCKLAND

WARNING: This babysitter is wildly overqualified. Up for auction is one exclusive evening with our school’s very own office administrator — the woman who can locate lost permission slips from 2019, calm three crying children simultaneously, and answer emails faster than the speed of light. Included in the Package: • Professional-grade babysitter • Children fed, bathed, and suspiciously well-organised • Homework assistance with frightening efficiency • Bedtime stories delivered with admin-level precision • Minor disputes settled via diplomacy and colour-coded systems • Kitchen likely cleaner when you return than when you left Potential Bonus Outcomes: • Your pantry may be alphabetised • Your family calendar may suddenly function • Your children may start calling her “Mrs CEO” • You may receive a follow-up summary email after the evening Qualifications: • Expert in logistics, scheduling, conflict resolution, emotional support, and locating missing shoes • Can manage school events, photocopiers, and sugar-fuelled chaos without blinking • Probably more organised than most Fortune 500 executives Fine Print: • Maximum number of children: negotiable • Wine appreciation skills included at no extra charge • Parents strongly encouraged to leave the house and enjoy themselves Bid generously — opportunities to outsource your household to a competent professional are rare.

Special Conditions : 

  • 6-12pm

Address
She'll come to you!!
Country:

NZ - North Island

Region:

AUCKLAND

District:

AUCKLAND WEST COAST AREA

Postal Code:

0604

WARNING: This babysitter is wildly overqualified.

Up for auction is one exclusive evening with our school’s very own office administrator — the woman who can locate lost permission slips from 2019, calm three crying children simultaneously, and answer emails faster than the speed of light.

Included in the Package:

  •  Professional-grade babysitter
  •  Children  fed, bathed, and suspiciously well-organised
  •  Homework assistance with frightening efficiency
  •  Bedtime stories delivered with admin-level precision
  •  Minor disputes settled via diplomacy and colour-coded systems
  • Kitchen likely cleaner when you return than when you left

Potential Bonus Outcomes:

  • Your pantry may be alphabetised
  • Your family calendar may suddenly function
  • Your children may start calling her “Mrs CEO”
  • You may receive a follow-up summary email after the evening

Qualifications:

  • Expert in logistics, scheduling, conflict resolution, emotional support, and locating missing shoes
  • Can manage school events, photocopiers, and sugar-fuelled chaos without blinking
  • Probably more organised than most Fortune 500 executives

Fine Print:

  • Maximum number of children: negotiable
  • Wine appreciation skills included at no extra charge
  • Parents strongly encouraged to leave the house and enjoy themselves

Bid generously — opportunities to outsource your household to a competent professional are rare.

5D:21H:44M

Value of the Product

$200.00

Current Bid

$20.00

Reserve bid not met

$

Fund Raising amount:

Total Collected :

$0

Minimum Fund Raising amount :

$20

Target: $200000

Titirangi Primary School

We’re gearing up for Titirangi Primary School’s much-loved Quiz Night fundraiser on Saturday 6th June!

This year, our focus is on continuing to grow a fund to enhance our school grounds, including new playground equipment and an additional turfed play area for students to enjoy.

Like many schools, our core Ministry funding covers the essentials—staffing, learning resources, and day-to-day operations. The things that truly enrich our environment for our tamariki—playground upgrades, outdoor spaces, and ongoing maintenance of facilities like our pool—are only possible through fundraising and community support.


Questions & Answers

Titirangi Primary School

Nau mai, haere mai ki te whānau o Titirangi; Greetings to everybody. Bula, Kumusta, Guten tag, Namaste, Konichiwa, Anyeong haseyo, Nǐ hǎo, Olá, Privet, Bonjour, Shalom, Mālō e lelei, Xin chào, Assalāmu Alaykum, Hallå, Hola, Здраво, Talofa, Cześć, Ciao, Dia dhuit, Hallo, হ্যালো, Kia Orana, မင်္ဂလာပါ, Ayubowan, Kia ora and Welcome to Titirangi School.

We are a vibrant and community-minded school based in Waitakere City, on the doorstep of Te Wao Nui a Tiriwa, The Waitākere Ranges.

At our school, we celebrate the values of ako tahi, where the connectedness of teaching and learning fosters growth not only academically but also personally. Through this collaborative approach, we empower each other to reach our fullest potential, recognising that every member of our community brings unique strengths and perspectives.

Manaakitanga is at the heart of all we do. We believe in nurturing a culture of kindness, respect, and care, not only towards each other but also towards our environment. As an enviro school, we are committed to sustainability and kaitiakitanga, instilling in our ākonga (students) a deep appreciation for the natural world and their role in preserving it for future generations.

Whanaungatanga, the spirit of belonging and connectedness, is woven into the fabric of our school community. We celebrate diversity and inclusivity, embracing cultural richness and honouring the unique heritage of each individual. Together, we create a supportive and inclusive environment where everyone feels valued, heard, and respected.

Our school is committed to providing a space where students receive a well-rounded education that includes learning languages, about the arts and about their own health and well-being, while also striving for excellence in numeracy and literacy. Our school is a member of the Kōtuitui Kāhui Ako with several of our neighbouring schools. We aim to offer our tamariki a seamless learning pathway to support them on their journey.

As we journey together, guided by the wisdom of our ancestors, let us remember the whakataukī: "He waka eke noa.” A canoe which we are all in with no exception.

Our school is more than just a place of learning; it is a whānau, a community where connections are nurtured, and relationships are cherished. Together, we strive to create a positive impact, not only within the walls of our classrooms but also in the wider world around us.

Noho ora mai, Andrea Thomas Tumuaki / Principal

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